Nila Suresh * Scotty

I love this. Can I advertise on Craigslist for a minion? I want a minion.

Anyone want a job? Unpaid. Must be good with spaceships, occasional mortal peril, and fetching sandwiches.

( Enterprise Crew )

Ah, well, this is a bit awkward, but I have a favour to ask all of you. If anyone happens to find a coconut in an odd place with a large red number painted on the side, could you report back to me? Tell me where you found it and when. In fact, a lot of phones have GPS now, so if you've got the exact coordinates that would be brilliant. It's for a experiment, no um contest. It's for a contest! Like a scavenger hunt. If you've found one of them, you win a prize, so get out there and get hunting, aye?

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I may actually be sick of my computer. Computers in general even. My vision goes all wonky if I even think of looking at another page of code. I'm giving up technology. For at least as long as it takes to make some tea. Then I'll be back. But no coding. For at least a few hours. Probably.

Hi. Um, I'm Nila. I'm sorry, I'm new here and I'm not sure if I've got this quite right. Is there an official channel for contacting Camelot? I need to speak with someone there and I think just leaving a file on their main system would be considered poor manners.

I also heard there was an Enterprise out there? It seems unlikely, but I thought I should check so long as I'm here.

( I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain! )